After finding out that they are making Snuggies for dogs, it inspired me to wonder... What if Google had a cheesy infomercial...?
Picture this:

The days of relying on people finding your company through the Yellow Pages or other old school marking strategies are over... If you want to be found, insert yourself in the place where people are looking. Contact Compendium today and learn more about a business blog software that will help your company succeed!
Picture this:
(In black and white, with people struggling through the following tasks) Remember those days of picking up phone books if you needed to call and find a plumber? How about searching through dozens of volumes of encyclopedia's just to figure out a fact about the Great Barrier Reef? And who can forget the pain of wresting big, bulky maps if you needed directions?
TURN THIS...
TURN THIS...

INTO THIS!

Well you don't have to worry about any of those strenuous activities any more! Say hello to the Google Search Engine! (Shift to all color with happy people) With the Google machine, you can type with ease as you find all the information you could ever want to know! Simply type in your question or product you are looking for and BAM! It shows up instantly!
Let's face it... no one is looking for information in places besides the internet. Majority of people who are online use search to find the products and services they are looking for. It only makes sense that if you are trying to connect those people to your company, you want to show up at the top of Google searches. With Compendium's revolutionary blog software, it makes online marketing a stress-free way to reach your audience.
Well you don't have to worry about any of those strenuous activities any more! Say hello to the Google Search Engine! (Shift to all color with happy people) With the Google machine, you can type with ease as you find all the information you could ever want to know! Simply type in your question or product you are looking for and BAM! It shows up instantly!
The days of relying on people finding your company through the Yellow Pages or other old school marking strategies are over... If you want to be found, insert yourself in the place where people are looking. Contact Compendium today and learn more about a business blog software that will help your company succeed!































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